Jokes

A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.
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anta: Main Ne SANIA MIRZA
Se Phone Par Baat Ki..
Banta: That’s Great Yaar..
Uss Ne Kya Kaha..??
Santa: Uss Ne Kaha..
sorry
Wrong Number..
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Santa & Banta were looking at Egyptian mummy.
Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Banta: Oye, lorry number is also written... BC 1760 !!!.
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Santa proposed a Girl...
Girl said Im 1yr elder to you...
Santa said Oye No Problem Soniye,
I will marry you NEXT YEAR.