Jokes

A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.
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anta: Main Ne SANIA MIRZA
Se Phone Par Baat Ki..
Banta: That’s Great Yaar..
Uss Ne Kya Kaha..??
Santa: Uss Ne Kaha..
sorry
Wrong Number..
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Santa & Banta were looking at Egyptian mummy.
Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Banta: Oye, lorry number is also written... BC 1760 !!!.
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Santa proposed a Girl...
Girl said Im 1yr elder to you...
Santa said Oye No Problem Soniye,
I will marry you NEXT YEAR.

Miss U

Days are too Busy; Hours are too Few; Seconds are too Fast, but there is always time for me to ask: How R U? n Hope u r FINE. MISS U!
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when i close my eyes before sleeping i watch u in the dark,
When im sleeping i watch u in my dreams,
When i open my eyes i found u before my eyes..
And then I start Missing u for all the Day.
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WHEN NITES R LONG AND FRIENDS R FEW...
I SIT ALONE N THINK OF YOU...
WITH LOVELY HEART AND SILENT TEAR...
ALL I WISH IS U TO BE HERE...MISS YOU..!!!
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There Were Times You Make Me Cry...
Looking 4 A Reason Why...
There Were Times You Make Me Fly...
Stay With Me Until I Die...
Stay With Me...
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z 'oopz imiss u'

Friendship SMS

Like a rose needs 'water'Like a season needs 'change'.Like poet needs 'pen'.And I need U as a 'true friend
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Heart is like a crystal, preserve it.Love is like a perfume, spread it. Feelings are like flood, flow it. Friendship is like an umbrella, come lets share it. 
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Birth is like a dot.
Life is like a line.
Love is like a triangle.
but
friendship is like a circle,
because circles don't have an end.
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A friend is sweet when its new.
But it is sweeter when its TRUE!
But U know what? Its sweetest when its U.

Jokes

Santa was withdrawing money from ATM Banta, who was just behind him inthe line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
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Q:Why is Sardarji standing belowa tube light with a open mouth?
A:Because his doctor advised him'Today's dinner should be light'
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 Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.Banta Singh : OkInterviewer : Made in IndiaBanta Singh : Destroyed in PakistanInterviewer : Good… Keep it UpBanta Singh : Bad…. Put it DownInterviewer : Maxi MumBanta Singh : Mini DadInterviewer : Enough! Take your SeatBanta Singh : Insufficient!...

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Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapde kyun nahi pehantay thay?Circuit: Bhai bole to baapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!

Heart of Life

Some People Hurt By Wordsn Some By Action.
But
The Worst Pain I Think Is That!
Some One Ignores You
When U Value Them More Than Anything Else!
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Each drop of a Tear is Costly than anything in the World..But, No One knows its value until they have it in their own eyes For Someone.
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Birth is The 'Start of Life'
Beauty is The 'Art of Life'
Love is The 'Part of Life'
Death is The 'Last of Life'
But,Friend is The 'Heart of Life