Sardarji Jokes - 1

Interviewer: give me the opposite words.
Sardar: Ok.
Int: made in India
Sar: Pallam in pakistan
Int: good, keep it up
Sar: bad, put it down
Int: maxi mum
Sar: mini dad
Int: enough, take your seat
Sar: Insufficient, give my seat
Int: Idiot! Take your seat.
Sar: Clever! give my seat.
Int: I say you get out
Sar: You didn't say i come in
Int: I reject you
Sar: You appoint me
Int: Kadavulae enna kaappaathu
Sar: Saathaanae avana kollu
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Salesman: Which soap u use?
Sardar: Gopal Soap and Gopal Brush
Salesman: is Gopal an International Company?
Sardar: Gopal is my roommate


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Christmas greetings

Lets welcome the year which is fresh lets welcome the year which is fresh and new, Lets cherish each moment it behold, Lets celebrate this blissful New Year. Merry X-mas

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Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splender of Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for friend

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May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this holy season, and throughout the year. Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas

SMS Good Night - 1

God never leaves u empty. He always replaces everything u lost! If he ask u to put something down, its bcoz he wants u to pickup sumthing great. Good Night

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The best medicine in the world without any side effect is a smiling face...! I pray that this medicine must be always with U...! Have a Good Night.

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Read slowly and understand the feelings;
Minimum Love is Friendship..! & Maximum friendship is Love..!
Really True..!!
Good Night.

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Night is longer than day for those who Dream & day is longer than night 4 those who make their Dreams come true.

SMS Funny Jokes - 1

World's cutest prayer:
Baby praying before taking bath...!
"Dear God, please tell mom not to waste water!"

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Exam Centre
Boy to Girl "All the Best"
Girl replied "All the Best"

Result...
Girl - 80 Percent Marks
Boy - Fail
Morel: Nallavanga Vakku mattumthaan palikkum...!

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All Ants participated in cycle race, suddenly an elephant crossed on the way, one ant shouted
"nee saga en vandi than kidachatha da gunda?"

SMS Good Morning - 1

Thousands of languages around this world..,
but, Smile can beat them All...
Because SMILE is the language even a baby can speak...!
Good Morning... Keep Smile...

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Worrying... does not solve tomorrow's trouble..!
It takes away today's peace...!
So, Don't worry for anything and keep Ur life moving with smile..!

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Newton's 21st Law:
Every Book Continues 2B in A State of Rest or coverd with Dust,Untill & Unless External or Internal Exams Appear! Good Morning

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