Santa was withdrawing money from ATM Banta, who was just behind him inthe line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
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Q:Why is Sardarji standing belowa tube light with a open mouth?
A:Because his doctor advised him'Today's dinner should be light'
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Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.Banta Singh : OkInterviewer : Made in IndiaBanta Singh : Destroyed in PakistanInterviewer : Good… Keep it UpBanta Singh : Bad…. Put it DownInterviewer : Maxi MumBanta Singh : Mini DadInterviewer : Enough! Take your SeatBanta Singh : Insufficient!...
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Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapde kyun nahi pehantay thay?Circuit: Bhai bole to baapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!
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